Curmudgeon von Crabapple
I was born somewhere between 1930 and 1970 (you didn't think it was going to be easy to figure me out, did you?) in a little town called New York. I have a wife, two sons, and a daughter who is known as Princess Curmudgeon. I started writing for Happenings about three years ago when this Randy guy asked for an old, cranky opinion of just about everything. He didn't realize just what a PITA (and that has NOTHING to do with an animal-lovers group) I would be. If there is news out there that gets me totally PO'd, I can guarantee you'll hear something about it from me. So remember, if I want your opinion...I'll give it to you. Now leave me alone.
